In or Out: Parker Posey
Parker Posey attends The Cinema Society and Linda Wells after party of “Smart People” at the Bowery Hotel in New York City.
Oh, Parker. Parker, Parker, Parker. You’re so funny and pretty and talented. Why is it you can’t seem to leave the house looking put together? Taking each element on its own – the dress, the tights, the boots – there’s nothing really wrong here. The dress is kinda cute, if a little drab. The tights and the boots are theoretically good matches, but the whole look just falls flat. Clearly, you need a small army of gays at your disposal.
Honey, have a gay blow out your hair before you go out! Have another one teach you how to tie a sash with flair! Designate a third one your accessories queen and have him pick out a sassier bag and maybe get those boots shined up a little! Get a Max Factor queen in there to blot the oil off your face and add a little color to it! And finally, get a six and a half foot tall black drag queen to come over and show you how to stand, pose and walk, because girl, you are SO not workin’ it.
[Photos: J. Kempin/WireImage]