Jillian: Strapping her ladybits down
Holy shit, she’s freaking out! We’re gonna talk about your tacky stripper outfit, Jillian! Just CALM DOWN!
Okay, maybe that’s a little unfair, because this:
…was actually kind of awesome.
Before we say anything else though, we have to point out the severe WRONGNESS of those shoes. We’re all for the faux-kneesock look (at least with this outfit), but not with those shoes, kitten.
In retrospect, we think we like this one a little more than Chris’. His was creative and fabulous in its own way, but this just had a girly sort of wit to it that we really liked.
And apparently, she did too.
We thought we would hate the color, but because she was making what looked like her take on a cross between boxing trunks and track gear (with a soupcon of slutwear thrown in), the electric blue actually worked.
The little boxing shorts were supercute, but the straps coming up out of her lady area look more than a little painful.
It’s a an overall sexy, sporty look, but she could do some serious damage to her bits if she tried to wrestle in that thing.
And uh…that’s it. It’s really hard to string together more than a hundred words about these tiny little outfits. They’re tight, they’re shiny, they show a lot of skin. The end.
[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]