Congratulations Princess Puffysleeves!
But first, there’s the matter of a big obnoxious check.
“And the winner by a landslide is…”
“Do you know who the winner is, Tim?”
“You can’t see a thing through those bangs, can you?”
“What? Why, I never! Who could have predicted this striking turn of events! How does my hair look?”
“I mean, I KNEW IT! YAY, YOU! HUZZAH!
Aw, we know a lot of you really wanted SissyBear to take this one and truth be told, so did we. But you just can’t deny that Christian has been hella entertaining the whole season and he’s got an appeal that crosses a lot of demographics. Straight women either want to spank him and send him to his room or do their nails with him and dish. Gay men either want to spank him or go out for cocktails with him. The kids just love him because of his hep, swinging style. Straight men just want to give him a wedgie and stick his head in a locker but they don’t matter since only about 12 of them watch the show.
Ah well. We were hoping for Chris too but we can’t deny that Christian deserved it just as much. Congrats, Princess.
One more thing: Mychael Knight, we love you like a brother…
…but what the HELL were you wearing last night?
[Screencaps: Project RunGay]