Jack & Carmen
Why, good morning, twig and berries! We trust that this will be the first of many appearances this season. Jack strikes us as the kind of guy for whom clothing is only a mild suggestion.
A lot of commenters seemed to like this dress and we don’t get it. At most, it’s just pretty.
This is another example of a garment where the fabric is doing all the work. Without that bold print, this would be a very plain dress.
And a not particularly well-fitted one. She’s kinda swimming around in there.
Plus, he over-accessorized the hell out of that thing. That bag is too big and tying the big sash around it didn’t do anything to tone it down.
We’re making it sound like we hated it more than we did. We liked it; we just thought that it was boring and a little flawed.
And that model couldn’t walk to save her life.
And for the latest in Princess Jasmine costumes, let’s turn to Carmen.
We gotta say, Carmen definitely talks a good game. It’s all “I’m here and no, my shit doesn’t stink, thank you very much.”
Unfortunately, well…this kinda stunk.
Y’know, we are all about mixing the bold colors and prints, but there’s a point at which it just looks like way too much and none of the elements are “speaking” to each other any more.
AND WHAT IS WITH THAT HAIR? Is it us, or does she look like she’s a contestant in a nursing home beauty contest?
Sorry, just can’t get behind the crazy, mismatched, genie-out-of-the-bottle aesthetic she’s working here.
[Photos: Barbara Nitke/Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]