On the…uh…Off-White Carpet with the Judges.
Darlings, New York Mag has even more pictures from the CFDA event, and we figured we’d rip on every PR guest judge we could find.
No. Absolutely not. First off, it looks like it’s at least one size too small. Secondly, it looks like an upholstered couch – in 1960.
We can’t believe we’re saying this, but she looks FABULOUS. Killer shoes, girl! Not so much on the hair, but come on, she’s Betsey Johnson.
Fabuleuse! Gorgeous color. Just one thing: Is she pregnant? Because if she’s not, then we have quibbles with the proportions on this thing.
Fern darling, you’re fabulous, but you forgot the primary rule: Dress for your body type. A size zero might be able to pull this off, but honey, you’re no size zero.
God, are you even TRYING? She looks like she works at a daycare center.