Hard Women and Soft Men
It would be really politically incorrect for us to make Asian hooker jokes, wouldn’t it?
CAN YOU BLAME US?!
Yow. EVERYTHING was wrong on this. The color is too hard, the leather is too heavy and the skirt looks poorly executed.
And there doesn’t appear to have been a moment’s reflection on the fact that Chloe’s a very short girl with a big chest. Those poor girls are pushed up and strapped in to within an inch of their lives. This is what it it looks like when breasts cry.
And wow, is this look wrong for Chloe. Look at the cute funky girl with the curves on the right. They look like before and after pictures on a makeover show where they take a hardened airport lounge hostess and teach her that yes, dreams really can come true as they give her a better haircut and take her shopping in a mall for clothes that don’t “age” her.
Kara? We’ll be standing over here waiting for your men’s line to launch.
Seriously, that shit is HOT. She’s got a naturally funky approach to design that translates really well into stylish and wearable men’s wear.
Okay, maybe the pants aren’t for everyone (they’re certainly not for us), but they look great on Santino. The whole outfit looks great on him. Much like so many have with Sears, we’ve come to see, as Nina put it, “The softer side of Santino,” which admittedly is probably going too far. He’s not a kitten, for god’s sake.
It’s the shirt that we covet. It fits him perfectly and it’s tailored in such a way as to give him broader shoulders and bigger arms and who don’t want that? All in all, a great job (and we don’t believe Santino had anything to do with it) and once again, what could have been a sure win for Kara was outclassed by someone else putting a truly superior garment out.