Battle of the Bottle Blondes
DELICIOUS bitchery this week, darlings! Tyson and Tabatha, two Persian cats pissing and hissing and establishing their territories. LOVE. IT.
Of course one of these fluffy little balls of bitchery is seriously out of his league. Someone needs to warn Tyson that the men who cross Tabatha tend to wind up in jars, ribbiting their heads off.
“Oh, you child. I haven’t blinked since the Middle Ages.”
I think I’ll go call my mommy now.”
Q: What’s funnier than obvious product placement?
God, isn’t that babydoll-over-jeans look seriously done at this point? On the one hand, it’s to the show’s enormous credit that they appear to be using real women as wig stands instead of size zero lollipop heads. On the other hand, these poor girls just had their hair hacked off by crazy people. Can’t you at least TRY and make them feel a little pretty while you force them to parade around?
We’re not the biggest fans of Cynthia Rowley, but she usually puts out flirty, cute, girly clothes. This looks like she just pulled stuff out of her hamper and gave it to the producers. We understand that the girls need to look somewhat uniform, but why not put them all in basic black dresses? That looks good on anyone and it won’t detract from the hair. As it is, we can’t help noticing the clothes because they’re so drab and unflattering.