Darlings, if there’s one thing we love more than bitchy reality show contestants, it’s bitchy reality show judges.
“I can’t. I’m stuck on the front. It too, looks like ass.”
“I’ll say! You’d pretty much have to be brainless to ask for something THAT assy looking!”
But then they got super-serious. The fates of nations rested upon their processed heads and they wanted you to know it.
“Hmmm. That might just be a little too assy for Shear Genius. I wonder what Sally thinks. She’s a little intense. I’m trying to get on her good side but I-I’m a little afraid of her. It’s been a long time since I’ve had to do any spinning kicks and I don’t think I can take her if it came down to that.”
“I ave not zee words. Eet eez, how you say, zee buttocks.”