We’re still pissed.
Lorenzo needed time alone last night to compose himself after we watched this again. This is the bullshittiest of bullshit judgments.
Oh Not-Nina. How we hate you. Bitch needs to get the hell over her sour self and at least attempt to be consistent when she’s being a bitch. It was both dowdy AND vulgar? No. That makes no fucking sense. There was “entirely too much tootie” here and yet there were plenty of other tooties roller-skating down that runway that she blithely ignored.
Sour, nasty, no-sense-making …ugh. Worst judge ever. The girl from the post office did a better job.
It’s not that we thought this was a winner or anything but geez, it at least looked like a skater’s costume, unlike several other entries that we’ll get to later. Too basic and way too sparkly, but honestly, there was no reason for this to be the losing entry. It makes no damn sense.
And yeah, the skirt is way too short but come on, Shannon’s easily 8 inches taller than Sasha. You can’t design a skating costume for a short girl and have it worn by a tall girl without at least some type of fit issue manifesting itself. Like we said, there were several other tooties waving at us on that runway.
And poor Emmett. Not only was it a bullshit auf’ing, it also wasn’t the most dignified way to go, looking as he did like Tony Orlando sans Dawn. God bless him, he still managed to walk off that runway wearing a neon pink pirate blouse, head held high and able to quip his way out. We’d have probably run off screaming and crying.