Nicotino: Crash and Burn
This was a disastrously bad pairing of two opposing aesthetics and personalities. Santino’s all structure and form and occasionally deconstruction. Santino wants to make a statement.
Whereas Nick’s all Glam! Fierce! Body! Nick wants to make an impact.
The outfit isn’t without value, though. That jacket is actually quite beautiful even if the proportions are off.
And the top has a nice look to it, even if it is either poorly fitted or just in the wrong fabric for the design.
Worse still, nothing in either aspect of the design was appropriate for Banana Republic. Sure, neither of them normally work in that style, but we’d have thought they were both aware enough of what that style is to attempt to mimic it. We can understand Santino banging on the bars of the cage, but Nick? This would seem like something Nick would understand fairly well.
And holy God, is that window FUGLY.
In other news…
Heidi Klum attempts to start new trend by applying makeup with magic markers. Film at 11.
She looks like she had someone else’s face tattooed on her own.