Chloe & Emmett: You wuz ROBBED!
This should have been the winner, poodles. No doubt about it.
It was chic and stylish, perfectly executed, and the window looked fantastic.
That skirt is hot.
You know, normally we’d hate a big floppy bow on a blouse like this. Always makes us think of Lily Tomlin in “Nine to Five.” But this works, probably because the exposed skin makes it sexier.
MAJOR kudos to Grace for whipping that thing off and reversing it on the runway without missing a beat. Now that’s a model.
We’re not super-crazy about the fabric on the jacket, veering as it does dangerously close to tacky. Then again, these are the official Banana Republic fabrics for that season, so we can’t really blame them for working with what they were given.
Which brings us to our judging bullshittery of the week. Emmett’s not very good at keeping his thoughts off his face, is he?
“The only thing I look at…I think it looks very Bergdorf and not very Banana Republic.”
*thinking ‘You WISH your stuff looked good enough for Bergdorf’s, you tacky queen’*
Seriously, what kind of criticism is that? This is right up BR’s alley. Simple, classically inspired, well-tailored – AND done in BR’s own fabrics. Sometimes those bitches just make up shit to criticize.
God almighty, how the hell tall IS Grace? Because Emmett’s like seven-and-a-half-feet tall.