In case you were wondering what floats in an Oompa Loompa’s toilet bowl…
Now you know.
We admit, we (like most sane people) have a bias against the bubble skirt. Rare is the occasion when the wearer doesn’t look like an escapee from the set of H.R. Pufnstuf, as you can well see. The proportions on this thing are laughable. They’d have to manufacture a special Barbie box just to fit the skirt in. And the bubble pattern on the fabric isn’t helping. In fact, it’s making it even more clown-like. And that vest and tube top? Is he kidding us?
Unfortunately, no he isn’t kidding us. In fact he took the whole thing ridiculously seriously, from his protestations over wigs to his smartass attitude toward the judges. Get over yourself, princess. You’re making a Barbie dress on a reality show. This is not the time to be getting on your soapbox about standards of beauty.
And after last week’s wholly unprofessional spectacle on the runway, this was no time to be mouthing off to the judges and spewing a lot of attitude. This looked absolutely nothing like a Barbie and in fact, he gave the impression that he didn’t really care about that to begin with. Andrae, it’s definitely time to revisit your runway strategy.
“You were much less tiresome when you were sobbing uncontrollably.”