Auf Wiedersehen, Fabulous Kirsten!
We’re not entirely sure why, but Kirsten’s auf’ing, it haunts us, poodles.
Something about missed opportunities and having to decide between fashion and personal values – it just spoke to us, darlings.
The fabulous Hermes scarf and 6-foot glamazon with drop-dead hair didn’t hurt either. It’s just always been, to us, one of the more memorable auf’ings in PR history.
Of course, the fact that this outfit was such a trainwreck also contributed to its memorableness.
God, that top. As great as that classic t-shirt imagery is, the shirt was just too small for her to work it into the outfit in any meaningful way. She should have just ditched it or made a purse or belt out of it. Speaking of belts, what’s going on at the top of that skirt? looks pretty rough to us.
Ouch. Kirsten honey, what were you thinking? Ticky-tacky, sweetie. Ticky. Tacky.
What’s with that line of trim running straight up the middle of the skirt? Is that like the landing strip or something? Does it light up at night?
What kills us is, Kirsten had some of the best materials to work with out of anyone there. We understand and sympathize as to why she didn’t use the scarf (Nina, you were being a total bitch there), but she had that fantastic metallic leather jacket and those looooong jeans to work with. She couldn’t make a cute top and skirt out of that?
Ah well. We were sorry to see you go, gorgeous.
But cheer up, Miss Thing! You’re fabulous, thin and tall, darling! You can’t have everything, now. Otherwise, we’d all hate you!