The Rest of the Rest
Look! A sports car! Oh wait, that’s a woman. We get the two confused so often.
Oh Robert, if women are like sports cars, you just sent a Pacer down the runway.
For someone who’s whole schtick seems to be how sexy he finds women, he sure has problems highlighting their natural curves. The fit on this is terrible. It looks like Olga accidentally got booked for a plus-sized show.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ASS-FITTING IN THIS GROUP? We are far from aficionados of the girlbutt, but even we could tell at a glance that that’s not how it’s supposed to be shaped. It looks like she has the suit on backwards.
We understand the concept of a bathing suit that’s more for socializing than actually swimming, really we do, but this is a dress, pure and simple.
A cute, sexy, fun, on-the-beach or by-the-pool kinda dress, but a dress nonetheless. If Martinique hadn’t offered to wear her own thong, this probably would have been a disaster.
Look at how constructed that thing is. We at first thought it was a simple wrap of some sort, but that has as much detail as your average bridesmaid dress.
The colors are pretty, though. A little sherbet-y, but this would look great in St. Tropez or South Beach – so long as it never gets wet.
is an image we could have done without, thank you very much.