Robert & Wendy
We wanted to break these up as the “Best of the Rest” and the “Rest of the Rest,” but really, there wasn’t enough of a difference so we’re doing it kind of arbitrarily.
Lorenzo nailed it. He said she looked like the bride on top of the cake and he’s right. This is completely unimaginative.
Maybe we’re just too focused on the upcoming Dreamgirls premiere, but doesn’t she? Look like a Supreme? Just a little bit?
There’s nothing wrong with being a sexy bride, but the removable skirt was a little too stagewear, too “Like a Virgin.” Bleh. Gimmicky.
We actually didn’t hate this dress. We didn’t exactly love it, but it was competently made and she at least tried to do something a little different and interesting. The red was a nice touch but the overall design is so bland that it doesn’t even register as a wedding dress. It looks more like a coming out dress.
That’s….way off. It just doesn’t go with the front of the dress. And again, it looks decidedly un-bridal.
But hey, it’s a hell of a sight better than her makeup this week.
For Christ’s sake, she looks like Witchie Poo.