Babes, Bikinis, and Blue Balls
Once again, Project Runway treats us to the potent combination of designers, models, cameras and liquor. Now that’s good television.
Dancing models in bikinis! With liquor!
Psychotic, possibly medicated model! With liquor!
Underage model with a body built for sin acting like a whore! With “grape juice!”
Heterosexual men trying to hide their erections on camera! With liquor!
How this episode didn’t win an Emmy is a mystery to us.
It’s like Gilligan’s Island on Planet Gay.
We love how Heidi walked in like it was a surprise party in her honor and then no one paid her any attention. Everyone was like “Yeah whatever, bitch. You can’t get me on Page 6.”
Morgan seemed to like showing off her “scuba” a little too much, if you know what we’re saying.
And we think you do.
We’re talking about her vagina.
Melissa: Born to wear a bathing suit in a bar.
Oh, blahblahblah “Richard Johnson’s a pervert!” No he’s not. He’s human. You put a bunch of gorgeous, barely dressed girls shaking their asses in front of him, of course his eyes are going to wander. It’s not like he acted inappropriately and he even had the self-awareness to joke about not staring at their asses on camera. We applaud his restraint, actually.
But you just know he stopped off for extra hand lotion on the way home.
Excellent hand placement there, Richard. Your stiffy is barely noticeable.