That Bitch is Crazy.

you spelled “here” wrong.
unless it was an ear-aimed pun.
just a heads-up, boys.
<3

and imagine, for TWO YEARS, i thought those were crazy crafty ribbon earrings. yikes …

OMG, I was JUST going to ask if you guys Photoshopped that in! How funny!

She’s the reason they now *have* a psych profile to get on this show!

Anne

I saw those in the episode when I watched it with my friends last weekend (we had to watch the whole season; like a bag of chips, we couldn’t just have one). I immediately pointed them out to my friends and they died laughing.

Honestly, I think she would have passed a psych profile anyway. Just because she’s cold and calculating doesn’t mean she’s crazy. Though the AK-47 earrings do tend to lean toward this end of crazy.

(With all due apologies to The Boomtown Rats)

“Tell me why?
I don’t like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don’t like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don’t like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.”

I definitely noticed those. But to be fair, doesn’t everyone in the South wear gun jewelry? I know they all have the Confederate flag painted on their cars, right?

OMG that is so funny. That bitch is really crazy.

This is in my best Kayne-bow accent: “She crazy!”

Holy Crap! Do you boyz have a 110 inch TV that lets you see this stuff?
I’m from Texas & “even our womenfolk don’t wear that stuff y’all!” Yes they can shoot & carry shotguns in their trucks but they draw the line atassault rifle jewlery.

eric3000 said…
“I definitely noticed those. But to be fair, doesn’t everyone in the South wear gun jewelry? I know they all have the Confederate flag painted on their cars, right?”

You’re joking, right?

Oh, stop giving yourselves the vapors.

They’re not assault rifles; they’re Thompson submachine guns. The tommy-gun is not some hyper-modern, carbon-fiber Robocop weapon. It dates back to the 1920′s. It’s a gun, yes, but it has a retro vibe. Any movie buff worth his salt will remember Paul Muni gloating over a tommy gun in “Scarface”.

This is a Tommy gun.

This is an AK-47.

This is the disorder exhibited by people who react with fear and loathing to the above.

ROFL. She is c-r-a-z-y! Besides, those earrings are so tacky.

I love Wendy. LOL. How can you not love this woman? Tacky, cold, calculated…and she sells gourmet lolliepops!

“Lollie Peppers, the new gourmet lolliepops created by Della Curry (food goddess) and Wendy Pepper (designer extraordinaire) satisfy the Freudian cravings in all of us.”

http://www.lolliepeppers.com/

I LOVE HER!

I guess you’re not allowed to have books, but you can pack your gun. La Pepper Loca!!!

“Seventeen mouthwatering flavors, aptly named after “types” of women, are shaped into eye-catching mannequin dress forms and served up in a rainbow of luscious colors. Sold separately or as a complete collection, these irresistible ladies are the perfect party favor, hostess gift, or chic sugar fix on the run.
“

OH. MY. GOD. The PR boys are right. The bitch is crazy.

Wendy is sort of hilarious. See the look in her eyes in this photo? She could actually devour you, if she wasn’t on a strict crackers-and-water diet.

http://www.wendypepper.com/slides/large/2006_show_wendypepper-187.jpg

“Bean said…
This is in my best Kayne-bow accent: “She crazy!” “

Amen, Bean! I noticed those earrings right off the bat. This is why we need background checks before people are allowed to purchase assault jewelry.

When I’m having a not so good day, I come to this blog. Then I feel better.

Wendy Pepper scares the hell out of me.

The caption should have read:

‘Say hello to my little friend!’

–Gotham Tomato

young offender,

Wasn’t The Dukes of Hazzard a documentary?

I should probably leave the humor to the professionals … like John Kerry.

funconditional wrote, Pepe LePew dye job

Hehehehehehe. Good one!

The earrings – part of the manipulative mind-game she was playing. Seems to me she’s clearly telegraphing that she’d blow the others away in a heartbeat if she could get away with it. The facial expression – “crazy” and “wierd” don’t begin to do her justice. Looks like a relative of Tony Soprano.

Wouldn’t you just give an entire year’s pay to hear her inner monolog at that moment?

Is that aimed at her OWN HEAD??? :horrors:

I think a lot of Southern women do buy “novelty pieces” more than most. My grandmother, for instance, is a shining example of a modern day Scarlett O’Hara, and he has purses in all kinds of freaky shapes.

She has one in the shape of a horse’s head, one in the shape of a slot machine, you get the idea. She has at least 60 of these novelty purses, and that’s before we even touch her jewelry.

I think Southern are more apt to wear a “joke” as a fashion statement. The problem here is that we get a glimpse into Pepper’s sense of humor.

That’s the scary part.

Asian Spices said…
Very helpful, chardin. Do you think you could provide a link for people who suffer from a lack of a sense of humor?

–Heh heh. Excellent question. Too funny.
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eric3000 said…
young offender,

Wasn’t The Dukes of Hazzard a documentary?

–Um, no. And if so, I’d shoot myself with those earrings of hers. Eric, you crack me up!

enough with being so nasty towards her… people are not mean for no reason… it’s almost always because they have been treated badly, and are just reacting back… she is probably a very sad, hurt person… and she probably feels as justified to be mean as you guys.

Most of the designers on this show and stylists on other shows dress so horribly. I would never trust them to do something beautiful for me. Look at how BAD Vera Wang looked during the judging – and she is one designer whose work i like. BUt her latest runway collection was terrible.

Angela

enough with being so nasty towards her… people are not mean for no reason… it’s almost always because they have been treated badly, and are just reacting back… she is probably a very sad, hurt person… and she probably feels as justified to be mean as you guys.

Hi Wendy!

Seriously honey, this is what we do. “They sew. We rip.” We’re sorry if that’s not to your taste.

Secondly, she is mean for a reason. To, in her words “get people out of my way.” She owned it. Many times, in fact. She’s proud of her ruthlessness. Which makes her more than fair game as far as we’re concerned.

“enough with being so nasty towards her… people are not mean for no reason… it’s almost always because they have been treated badly, and are just reacting back… she is probably a very sad, hurt person… and she probably feels as justified to be mean as you guys.”

Are you kidding me? Wendy was never nice to anyone on the show. EVERY move was calculated and thought out. She was going to “destroy” anyone or anything that stood in her way.

“Wendy, I have THE little black dress to wear to my holiday party. But I’m lost on the jewelry. What do I DO?”

“My lovely tommy gun earrings pair nicely with barbed wire necklace and charm bracelet set with authentic silver bullet charms. Available in the ‘red, white, and trash’ aisle of your local walmart.”

CRA. ZY.

I remember seeing Nora wearing them a lot also. I’ve always thought they were Nora’s earrings (they seem a lot more her style) and I guess the test will be when Nora get eliminated. I somehow got it in my head that they were part of the guidance provided to Wendy by Nora and the girls that prevented her from continuing the tragic makeup and poor styling.

I think it was around the time of the reunion show, possibly during the reunion show, when I decided they were Nora’s. (I kind of like them… but I like kitsch. I know I’m a minority.)

Thank you for doing Season 1, PrGayboys!

Back in ’95, Claire’s Accessories stores sold “Tank Girl” jewelry to commemorate that piece of crap of a movie. That’s likely where she got them. Personally, I liked my skull barrette much better.