It’s certainly not ugly, but for crying out loud, Wendy put more work into her Candy Hooker outfit than Mario did for this thing.
Certainly, there’s no rule that says fashion has to be complicated but we would think a design competition would frown upon simply tying a garment together on a model. Did he do any sewing at all? Or even any cutting, for that matter?
Call it a hunch, but we have a feeling this was the closest he’d been to a shower curtain in quite some time. We just want to get a napkin and blot him.