Here is a story about a magical Princess.
See the Princess jump. Jump, Princess, jump!
See the Princess flap her hands dramatically. Flap, Princess, Flap!
“Oh!” she thinks. “If only I could fly!”
Why is the Princess excited? Because she knows that the PRGayBoys will be on the couch tonight watching Episode 4 of Season 1 and they will be blogging about it just as soon as the magical turkey celebration is over!
Now. Aren’t you just as excited as the Princess?