You hear the “Ri! Ri! Ri!” Psycho violins every time you look at her, don’t you?
There is some major crazy going on under that warpaint because, let’s face it, a perfectly stable person wouldn’t even think of putting together something like this:
What the…? What is this, “Dance of the Sugarplum Hookers?” We’re trying desperately to come up with a way to critique this outfit, but there’s nothing there. She looks…uh…delicious? No, no…that’s not the word. What are we thinking of? Oh, yes. Ridiculous. She looks frikkin ridiculous.
“Well Nina, my model is from Brazil, so that automatically made me think of candy and prostitutes.” Yeah, because people who live in tropical climates just can’t stop smearing sugar all over their bodies. Makes perfect sense. IF YOU’RE CRAZY.