Congratulations on your second win, Michael! You know we’re your biggest fans, but uhh…
…we don’t get it.
No, seriously. We don’t get why this outfit won. The judges just creamed themselves over it and we thought it looked like crap. She looks like an escaped mental patient with a sense of style. We can’t look at her without thinking she lives under a bridge somewhere and all the other homeless people laugh at her for putting on airs and claiming she’s a model.
Speaking of which… we are psychic. We said Nazri could walk down the runway looking good in a trashbag and damn, if she didn’t come close. Girl, you did your best, and you are still the fiercest bitch on 4-inch heels, but not even the fabulosity that is you could save this outfit.