Not Alison! Not our fluffy little panda cub! Watching her get the Heidi treatment pained us. It was like watching someone kick a kitten. Besides, this was a bullshit auf’ing. We thought there were problems with the execution, but the design was intricate and interesting. She screwed it up in not considering how it would look on her model (“plus-sized,” Tim? Oh please.) and then making the single worst styling choice we’ve seen on the show to date. That bow! What were you thinking, girl?
We really hope you stopped up at the TRESemmé room on the way out and slapped that stylist silly.