Judging Robert Harshly.
“Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore.”
“Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we’re done taping, I’m running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let’s be best friends forever!”
[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]