Mind if we have a word with you? No? Good.
First off, you’re fabulous and we love you. Secondly, your taste is fabulous and we love it. Third, no one can fuck with shitheads in the sewing room like you can and for that, we love you. Fourth, you’re fabulous.
But honey, we’re concerned.
This outfit, like every garment you’ve sent down the runway, is beautifully tailored, stylish and pretty. Unfortunately, this outfit, like every garment you’ve sent down the runway, looks like you just pulled something out of your suitcase and handed it to your model to wear.
Now, there’s certainly nothing wrong with being a fashion designer who works in one style and for one type of customer. Plenty of highly successful designers have done just that. But sweetie, this isn’t fashion; this is Project Runway and we’re a little worried that they’re going to throw some crazy-ass design challenge at you that you simply won’t be able to handle. Shake it up, girl! We know you’ve got the skills.