Darlings, let’s all grab a subordinate, take them to a dark bar, and commit adultery this evening, shall we? Whiskey Blue, NYC Does this not look like a place where Roger or Don might hang out? Grab a seat. We’ll set up the tab. Old Fashioneds are half-price during Happy Hour. SPOILER ALERT: Hugely revealing Mad Men preview to follow! Avert your eyes! Haha. Psych. Talk amongst yourselves, darlings. Feel free to shout out “WHORE RED!” or “BLUE AND GREEN!” at weird moments. Your viewing buddies will all think you’re nuts, but we’ll know the real truth, won’t...
Doctor Who: The Name of the DoctorWe admit it; we’re impressed. Season seven may have been one of the least consistent, most frustrating seasons of Nu Who, but at least it ended really, really well; so well, in fact, that we’d call this one of the very best episodes of the relaunched series. But let’s... Prince Harry’s American AdventureHere you go, ginger-lovin’ types. There could be no better capper to Sausage Friday than everyone’s favorite nekkid prince, doing the prince thing for Anglo-happy Yanks. We see no point in doing a fashion critique, so instead, let’s all go shopping for our favorite Prince... Emma Watson for W MagazineMiss Emma goes for the Old Hollywood look in W mag, and we have to say, we approve. Emma Watson covers the June/July issue of W magazine photographed by Michael Thompson and styled by Edward Enninful. On the pressure of having to be a shining example to young girls worldwide: “I... Sonam Kapoor in Dolce&Gabbana at CannesIndian actress and former model Sonam Kapoor attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during 66th Cannes International Film Festival in a custom Dolce&Gabbana gown. [Photo Credit: Getty,... Stephen Amell at the CW UpfrontsRelax a little, Stephen. Would you like us to massage your shoulders or something? You look tense. ‘Arrow’ star Stephen Amell attends the CW 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York City. And really; why on earth would you feel tense? Your show’s a minor hit, you have... Mindy Kaling on Jimmy FallonWe sympathize with the lady stars on talk shows. You have to find a dress that looks just as good sitting down as it does when standing. Normally, the gals err on the side of a dress that looks good standing and wind up sitting through an interview with their hand clamped to their thigh to... Aaron Yoo at the CW UpfrontsHaven’t the slightest clue who this guy is but he’s cute and we liked his look. Sausage Friday can’t just be guys in suits or guys in jeans, after all. We’d all get bored quickly. Aaron Yoo attends the CW 2013 Upfront in New York City. Now, we don’t... Jaime King in Peter PilottoJaime King attends the CW 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York City in a Peter Pilotto long-sleeve stripe organza dress paired with Etro strappy sandals and Rachel Zoe jewelry. Peter Pilotto Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina Rachel Zoe Collection Double Barrel Cuff Bracelet Etro... Zachary Quinto at ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’...Okay, Zach. We’re all happy for your Spock success, but maybe a little less celebrating the night before is called for at the moment. Zachary Quinto attends the screening of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Washington, DC. Now, if we saw this guy walking down the street,... Freida Pinto in Sanchita at CannesWe thought we liked this, but now we’re not so sure. Freida Pinto attends the ‘Jeune & Jolie’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a gown by Indian designer Sanchita Ajjampur paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. When it comes to the metallics, we... James Franco for GQ MagazineWorld-renowned comedian and funny man James Franco gets the cover slot for GQ’s “Comedy Issue.” Hilarity ensues. James Franco covers the June 2013 issue of GQ Magazine photographed by Terry Richardson. “My public persona is something that is only partially... Fan Bingbing in Elie Saab at CannesFan Bingbing attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during the 66th Cannes International Film Festival in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with an Elie Saab clutch lined with Swarovski crystals and Chopard jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Bette... Octavia Spencer Cannes Style DoubleshotMiss Octavia gave us two very distinct looks to pore over. We have to say, it speaks well of her style evolution that she’s now at a point where she can switch up looks this effectively. Octavia Spencer attends the ‘Fruitvale Station’ Photocall during the 66th Annual... Ian Somerhalder in Simon SpurrY’know… one time we mentioned that we thought Ian looked pretty douchey and a whole slew of fangurls rained down fury from the heavens at us in response. But really, ladies… Ian Somerhalder attends The CW Network’s New York 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York... Joel Edgerton in Ferragamo at CannesHappy Sausage Friday, darlings. To kick things off, let’s gaze at a man in a too-tight summer suit. Here’s Joel, serving up some “Kurt Russell circa 1980″ realness: Joel Edgerton attends ‘The Great Gatsby’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film... Carrie Underwood for Marie ClaireCarrie Underwood tries her best for Marie Claire. Carrie Underwood covers the June 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine in a Michael Kors dress photographed by Regan Cameron. Lengths she’ll go to for good TV: “We have The Walking Dead nights on the tour bus. At one... Julianne Moore in Dior Couture at CannesJulianne Moore attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior couture gown paired with Chopard jewelry. Christian Dior Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Anastasia Ivanova (NATHALIE) ... WERQ: Solange Knowles in Stéphane Rolland at CannesWe fear the Bitter Kittens are going to claw our furniture and pee on our rugs for giving out two WERQs in one day for granny panty gowns, but y’all are just gonna need to settle down. Because look: Solange Knowles attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’... IN or OUT: Rooney Mara in Giambattista ValliWe’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged... Isla Fisher in Oscar de la RentaIsla Fisher attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in an Oscar de la Renta silk-chiffon, lace and tulle gown from the Spring 2013 Bridal collection paired with Bulgari Heritage Collection jewelry. Oscar de la Renta... Gwen Stefani and Selma Blair in LADarlings, the stars were out in style in sunny Hollywood! But uh-oh! Looks like two of our stars went out in ALMOST THE SAME OUTFIT! Stylist heads will roll and we are forced once again to ask that age-old question: WHO WORE IT BEST? Gwen Stefani drops off son Zuma at school in Los... WERQ: Paz Vega in Roberto Cavalli at CannesWell, DAMN. Paz Vega attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roberto Cavalli crystal-embroidered gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch and pumps. It’s Cannes, darlings. There’s a long history of... Lana Del Rey in Lena Hoschek at CannesCredit-where-it’s-due time, darlings. Lana Del Rey attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a gown by Austrian designer Lena Hoschek paired with Chopard jewelry. Lena Hoschek Spring 2013 Collection We... Florence Welch in Miu Miu at CannesOh please. Florence Welch attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Miu Miu. Miu Miu Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sam Rollinson (WOMEN) Girl, come ON. We fully support the flying of the Flo Freak Flag, but... Carey Mulligan in Dior at CannesCarey Mulligan attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior couture gown paired with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. [Photo Credit: Getty,... |
